If you are wondering whether this paddle hurts, the answer is:
- Of course!

Wooden paddles are the types of whips used for educational purposes!
Of course they can be used softly with a few affectionate slaps, but for that there are other more interesting whips, namely the Cat-O-Nines'.

This one hurts, makes noise and is designed to leave internal and external marks. Use with caution. The inscription says it all.